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This song is from the Broadway Musical Avenue Q: The Rod Trip, which is sung by Rod


  • Rod: Now listen audience members! If you're going to keep this up, You're going to get it, I knew that, See?
  • Rod: If you were gay, Who cares about Kate or Lucy?
  • Rod: I'm the number one of Avenue Q
  • Rod: Ain't that great to be me, That I was gay (but I'm not gay)