My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada is a song from Avenue Q.

Rod sings this at the wedding of Christmas Eve and Brian when Nicky says Rod is gay. It mentions a girlfriend named Alberta in Vancouver who "cooks like an oven and sucks like a hoover", who once was about to visit but didn't as she had the flu. He ends it with "And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!" Afterwards, Rod makes it clear that Nicky isn't welcome in their apartment anymore.



My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada

My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada

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